Classic Dubya

President George "Dubya" Bush has made an art of manipualting the English language, and has reintroduced the long-lost sport of "verbal triple-jump" by fumbling his way through some very entertaining passages of unscripted monologue (no matter how well his guys tried to script it for him I imagine!)

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table,"

Here's an article highlighting some of the best Bush-isms for 2005. You gotta hand it to him ... how can one man say so many disturbingly stupid things?